Box: Hoover Dam Lodge, Boulder City – west parking lot
Bring $5 (exact change always appreciated), sturdy shoes, flashlight, whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar

Pack, It’s been a long time since we’ve penetrated virgin tunnels, so cum on out to see just how tight they can be. If you think you know the tunnels around the lodge, think again. This trail will be tough at times and is not dog friendly…but it’s good shit. Come for my shorts, stay for the beer.

Box is far and daylight is limited. So that I don’t run in the dark, I’m leaving at 3:30. Don’t be a wanker, leave early.