Prep your bikes…and your livers.  This year, the Tour de Franzia is moving to Sunset Park!  Bring your bike and your wine (at least enough for four 6-oz. pours) to the southwest corner of Sunset Park.  We’ll do as many heats of 3-4 bashers as needed…and if anyone’s up for it, maybe a final round.  Is this a r*cist event?  Perhaps, but so’s the beer mile. 🙂

On-after TBD.

If you’ve not done one before, it’s kinda like a beer mile, but with wine instead of beer…and more potential for half-minds to get f*cked up, because of bikes.  You’ll bring your bike and a bottle of your choice (or a box…we’re not judgy, and this is the Tour de Franzia).  Pour the wine into four cups.  When the starting device sounds, chug a cup of wine and do one lap around the marked course…no shortcutting!  When you return, chug the next cup and do another lap.  Repeat until you’ve had all four cups and done four laps.  If you puke, you get to do a penalty cup and extra lap.