Theme: Perverted Reindeer and Naughty Elves

T’was the trail known as ASSmas and all through the park.
All the creatures were screwing so loudly in the dark.
The penises were hung, the jingle balls were so bare.
The harriettes couldn’t help themselves, they all had to stare.

That’s right wankers, it’s time for ASSH3’s FIST ANAL twelve down-downs of ASSmas! Be prepared to drink not 1, not 2, not 3, but 12 holiday shots as we bastardize this beloved Christmas jingle with some much needed drunken debauchery.

In lieu of paying hash cash, if you have a delicious holiday shot recipe, please sign up to bring it to share at one of the shot checks and we’ll reimburse you the best we can. We are limited to 12 so sign up in the discussion thread soon!

Bring: $10 (or volunteer a holiday shot), Head (wsh?) lamp, costume, thirst for the holiday nectar, puppers welcome.
Leave: kids, morals, dignity, self-respect.