None of you wankers stepped up, so f-ck it, I’m laying down the law.

When: 3PM show, 3:30ish go

Hares: F-ck, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll hare, maybe I’ll make someone help. It’s guaranteed to be a sh*t-show, that’s for sure, and you definitely don’t want to miss it!

There might be a plan, but probably not, so be prepared for the worst — like anything involving me, expect it to be long and hard, and for trail to suck worse than a tentative highschool cheerleader with braces and a bad overbite.

Bring the usual: $5 (exact change appreciated!), a whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash!), flashlight, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar