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LVH3 1374 – Golden Eagle & Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Shit
24 December 2016 @ 3:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Come to the deep south (of Henderson!) and bring: $5, a whistle, a <$10 white elephant gift, and a dish/booze to share – with you! See below for more details.
Twas the night before Christmas at Hunka and Goldie’s’ nest,
When commitment to Hashing will be put to the test.
Trail on Christmas Eve! Who will show up?
We’ll just wait and see, while we drink from our cups.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear?
But a whole pack of Hashers, all looking for beer.
Which was stashed nearby, on trail, out in the nights air,…
Along with a shot-check, left by the cursed hares!
On Title, On Pokey, On Shitty Kiddie too,
On Tunnel, On Gives Good Head, and the rest of the crew
On Have Shit, On No Names, On Hoppy and Comfy Hole
On Cock I’ll Do A Dude, Koresh, Chief, World-Wide and Pees – all set to go!
We ran throught the desert and were done in a flash
Back home to partake in the Christmas Eve Bash.
Everyone gave Down-Downs, not just the RA
It was like giving gifts – in a quite Hashy way.
Then we all traded gag gifts that cost $10 or less,
I ended up with a sex toy wrapped in a well-used red dress!
Hashers ate, drank and sang, and all the dogs played,
While under the table Golden Eagle and I laid.
And as the last Hasher got out of my sight,
I thought, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
So we cleaned up the house – but left out one beer,
For Santa to enjoy when he finally got here.
On-On! We hope to see each of you at our home on Christmas Eve!! We will bake a ham and have another main dish, plus some beer and basic booze. Please bring something to contribute to the fun! Thanks.
Usually peeps like to spend the night at our place, which is okay again this time. Bring your bedroll and maybe a sleeping pad. However, the bedrooms will be occupied by house guests. There is plenty of crash space both upstairs and in the living room.
If never have you ever been to our place, it’s pretty far south. Consider Carpooling.??