Cum wet yer whistle and help kill the first hash keg of 2018! Fellow Caps, Shitty Kiddy and Nanny, are prematurely celebrating birthdays at the world famous Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings, AGAIN!

WHAT: Trail #1431, A Capricorn-y Hash
WHEN: 3 p.m., Saturday, January 6; Hares away by 3:15 p.m.; pack out by 3:30 p.m.
WHERE: Pioneer Saloon, 310 NV-161, Goodsprings, NV 89019
MIS-DI-ERECTIONS: see below
HARES: Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn & Nanny Pokely
TRAIL: Desert shiggy, not a ball-buster
DOG FRIENDLY: Yes
NOT BABY FRIENDLY: Not for strollers or at bar
PRE-LUBE AND ON-AFTER: Pioneer Saloon — we have a keg to kill!
BRING: $5.00, vessel, headlamp (wsh?!), a whistle, thirst for the golden nectar, and warmer clothes for circle

We recommend carpooling to the bar!