UPDATE: The hares said Hollywood Regional Park is a shitshow and a half today.  Hollywood Aquatic Center is just across a ditch, and the parking lot there is empty.

This will be a run your turkey off, shake your tail feathers type of trail. There may or may not be shiggy. There may or may not be bars along the route. There may or may not be wild turkeys on trail. Pearlz and Blew will be strutting their turkey feathers and leading you on a joyous adventure to rid you of all the turkey and stuffing you gluttons shoved down your pie holes.

BRING- 5$, a well prepared virgin or two, a change of clothes, a spare liver, and a light spice.
HARES- Blew Hole & Pearlz of Jizzdom
HARE LIES- Cum out and run your turkey tail feathers off. Trail will be doggable.
ON AFTER- TBD