Cum one, cum all to the fourteen hundredth and ninety-third *unning of the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (VLV!)

Your hares: Asshole Bryce & Stoned

What to bring: Hash cash ($5, you pay now!), virgins, your warm body (don’t be Jack), whistle, fleshlight… oops, I meant flashlight, water, and as always your thirst for that sweet sweet nectar of the gods! 3pm show, 3:30 go

What to expect: Show up and find out!

Side note: we may be able to have a fire/fire pit, so bring yer wood! “Uh, huh huh, it says wood. Heh, heh, yeah.”