Calling all Diddlers and Wankers to celebrate a virgin Harriette’s B-day. Cum pop her Harriette cherry with this Valentine (or F*ck U Cupid) trail. Be festive and wear your Valentine best to get that shit dirty in the desert.

Bring:

• $7 hash cash
• shiggy socks – poking is promised
• dogs who can climb (or you can pack)
• head lamps (wsh?)
• virgins
• visitors
• thirst for the golden nectar (or slut water)
• a sober driver…these harriettes are gonna f*ck you up

Be ready for 5 miles of fun.  Eagles, be ready to scramble.