*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go ***

Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It’s once again time for a spectacular 4th of July birthday trail!

Join your hares Bonz-I-Bush, Party On Prick, Just Angie, and Grandma’s Little Fluffer and other July birthday hashers on a star-spangled hunt for the golden nectar.

Dress appropriately in your most fire-cracking red, white, and blue short shorts and tank tops, as it will be hot AF!  We will be cooling off in some swimming pools, so wear your red, white, and blue swimsuits too!

Who knows?  Maybe Lady Liberty, Uncle Sam, and Betsy Ross will show up, serving up ice-cold summer goodness!

Things to bring:

• water
• flashlight
• ID
• vessel
• hash cash (exact change always appreciated)
• virgins
• visitors
• thirst for the golden nectar
• patriotic spirit…because ‘Murica!  FUCK YEAH!
• swimwear, towels, etc. for on-after