Welcum back wankers and diddlers to Atomic Shit Show's 2nd Analversary Tour De Franzia Trail! Bring: Bike Wine Head(wsh?)lamp $5 Hash Cash Thirst for the ruby nectar The hash will provide shitty box wine if you elect not to BYOW. Additionally you don't have to drink wine. Make it a Four Loko Franzia if you […]

Welp silly geese, I been here for almost a year and RA’d here, maybe I should do my first trail for my home kennel. Also it’s my b-day this weekend so let’s blackout together. I will keep it a true ASSH3 trail, that’s why y’all are my favs. We will be in the heart of […]

It's that time of year again! One of you ASSholes will be lucky enough to parade downtown in a Mother Fuckin' Pterodactyl onesie! *ules - Draw straws for the pterodactyl - Pterodactyl picks a partner in crime for photos and shenanigans - Give the Pterodactyl $10 from each hasher - Pterodactyl gets a 30 min […]

Hello hashers! This time, your hares will be Just Third Base Lea and Tunnel of Luv! For my first hare, I invite you all to take a trip down the rabbit hole with me to a mad hatter's tea party! Yep, an Alice in Fuckerland trail is going down easier than you assholes this Friday! […]

Stand by for more deets on where to meet up, but it will be somewhere up Mt. Charleston. We have to annoy the Bible Study campers at some point this year so plan on doing that. See you there!

It would appear there may be 20 million visitors in us this weekend so this trail will be alien themed or some shit. Maybe I'm just hyper alert to all the visitors because I'm scheduled to hare, who know what goes on in this head. Anyways, The Shituation here to fuck you up and get […]

STD! (Save the date...) The 4th Anal Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers Campout is Labor Day, 2021! We will have: 3 Days of hashing 4 Amazing Trails Hash Olympdicks 4 Awesome meals As always, (seemingly) unendless flow of that sweet golden nectar Clear your calendars and get ready to get weird! Regos open on […]

Shiggy in the Shitter is leaving the cuntry for a bit so he's going to lay a shitty trail just to spite you all. Join him and co-hare Féach to have a time. Can't guarantee it's going to be a good time, but it will for sure be a time. On After will be at […]

Hey y’all, Join me this Friday as we have a gay ol’ romp through my neighborhood. You bring the ass, I’ll bring the soju. Oh? You’ve not had it? Well now’s your chance to get your feet wet with some Dangerade™ Bring: $5 (unless you're a genius and bought an ASS Pass) Headlamp Vessel Virgins […]