It’s my last trail in Vegas...nothing witty or clever needs to be said to get you to come. It will be a BASH with an option to hangout and drink. What: ASSH3 #18 Tour de’Franzia When: 7pm show, 730 Go. Why: Because I’ve entertained you for 50 trails and 12 hares in Vegas and you […]

The time has come. We knew it would eventually happen. Our little delinquent is LEGAL! Big ole 21. Beer will never taste so good. And possibly wine, and liquor, and more beer. Maybe some some shots. Or more beer. What: Some stumbling trail through sin city suburbia Hares: Triple F & Spank Bank Where: 7555 […]

Cum One, Cum All, Cum all over one, or one cum all over all…you get the jizz! To the Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers trail (ASS H3) #1522, hared by Pearlz of Jizzdom and Just Thibeaux. The gathering of this trail is to reunite the bastards and harriettes of ASS H3. The theme for […]

It's Friday the 13th! Are you alone? Followed by Black Cats, Keep stepping on cracks in the sidewalk? Chased by men with Axes and Machetes? And who nailed that upside down horseshoe to that passed out man over there? Don't let the fearsome things in life bother you come run and drink with friends, acquaintances […]

Welcum all YFF to the ASSH3 Trail #28, The FASS (Fast ASS) trail with your hares: Just Lacey, Dunkin’ Deez Nutz, and The Shituation. This is an A-A trail beginning in the Silverado Ranch area. Start/End PTs Gold 10520 S Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89183 Happy Hour: 5-7 PM - 50% off drinks […]

Bobby Homo’s 3pk 4 Loko 5K In order to participate in the Four Loko 5k, provide your own Four Loko in lieu of paying hash cash. If you don't bring Four Loko, it's $5 hash cash. Bring 3 cans of Four Loko... can you really say you lived if you don't Four Loko 5k the […]

Hares- Just Melissa & Blew Hole Where- Olympia Sports Park When- 7 show, 730 go Words from your hares: bring $5, a thirst for golden nectar, a virgin, your doggos, warm clothes, a light source. 2-4 mile trail to get your weekend started. On after TBD

This Valentine's Day, Slobby hosts a Hashers Not Trashers Labor of Love Trail! Let's clean up Old Downtown and see how trashed we can get to compensate for our good works... What to bring: $5 Hash Cash/ASS Pass Gloves if you're worried about tetanus or whatever Bring a few of your leftover plastic bags from […]

Summerlin needs a little taste of the ASS. Hares Shiggy in the Shitter and Nakey Wakey will take you on a tour of what is supposed to be one of the nicer parts of Las Vegas... So please, wear pants. KIDDING. Show up naked. Let's do this. Bring the standard $5 hash cash. See you […]