ON YOUR MARKS! GET SET! STOP! COLLABORATE & LISTEN... Now that you are all done with the holidays and have had the Happy New Year - Cum to trail #12 on 1-11! Start & pre-lube will be at Chicago Brewery. Bring: $5 hash cash head gear / lamps (wsh?) warm clothes virgins 7p show 730p […]

Ready to get abducted? Cum all the way north this Friday to Area 69 to see the aliens ? Seriously, we couldn’t be any further north. WHAT: Area 69 ASSduction trail WHEN: 8 Feb. 7pm Show, 730 hares away! WHO: Your hares FMA & Blew Hole will lead you on a 2-4 mile trail to […]

Holy Hell there's a trail this week!!! Get ready for a tour of Summerlin with Twitch and Feách! The trail may be mountainous, wet, and overall treacherous! I.e. it's a pavement pounder. ***Bring extra cash for a special check*** Trail will be A to A, there will be a turkey-eagle split where the eagles may […]

She’ll be cummin round the mountain when she cums! I don’t know about you but I came 6.9 times just thinking about those mountainous mammary breasticles, I know you will too. What: Trail you half-wits Hares: Pearlz of Jizzdom and Family Vibes Where: Majestic Softball Park (back left corner of the park near shipping containers) […]

Alcoholiday will be turning 40. Therefore, this will be an Edward Fortyhands trail. Please come provisioned with two 40 oz bottles of beer/malt liquor for the start of trail. Bottles must be empty before circle. If you finish at least 1 bottle by the beer check, you can free that hand to go pee. It […]