* * * SPECIAL START TIME * * * 9:30 AM * * * Gate code at start: #3120 9:30 show... 10:00 go! Due to some special guests flying in from the frozen tundra, Pees & Shuttle are postponing our annual Thanksgiving Brunch to the end of this early trail.  We will have the usual... turkey […]

Attention wankers, diddlers, sodomizers, and... (dare I say it?) fornicators! This week the revolutions of the Earth are conspiring to force Title 18 to change the first digit of his age (and hopefully the last digit as well, or else he's going to be even more depressed and whiny than usual). Now, he did stop […]

Misdirections: Hash to meet at the Village Pub, 2610 Regatta Dr LV 89128. Trail is A to A'. Things to bring: Headlamps, a thirst for the golden nectar and your favorite Santa or Elf hat! Sorry, but not dog friendly unless you can climb a ladder with your pup! Hare: Cuntcussion 702-927-7245 Helper: Puss in […]

Have some new shoes to break in?  A new GPS watch or fitness tracker to try out?  Other new stuff for Christmas?  Just need to work off the excessive amounts of food and drink you put away?  Skip the after-Christmas sales nonsense and cum out to trail! Bring the usual: $6 (exact change always appreciated), […]