I'm completing another orbit around the sun...that means it's time for another birthday trail!  Cum out to the eastside for a r*n through the shiggy! Things to bring: $5, whistle, flashlight, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Predicted weather: my phone says a high of 59°, with only a 13% chance of rain. […]

This weekend's trail on 1/21: The hares: Against the Grain, and Picture Me Naked To get to the box; Go to Calico Basin, we are meeting at Half Wilson Trailhead. Park, look for hashers. Bring 5.00, virgins, thirst for the golden nectar. 3:00 show, 3:30 go.

Wankers and Diddlers Happy Chinese New Year!!! If you like HOT cock this must be your year. We have Three cocky hares to use and abuse…One Asshole Hare… One Virgin Hare… last but not least One Cockless Harriet. Consider joining us to watch the shit show commence. This trail may not be the rockiest, moistest, […]