***DISCLAIMER UP FRONT: THIS IS AN EAGLE-ONLY TRAIL. PROBABLY 6 or 7/10*** Hold tight folks, shit's about to get weird. Alright so, trail 1440 is going to be a dual trail; we're gonna get double the pleasure and double the fun out if it. For those who aren't willing to shotgun 6 beers on trail […]

Trail #1441--ooh, a palindrome!! Also Trishapalooza Pajamajam! Introducing Trishananigans!!! Don't know what they are? Great! Cum out and see! Directions to the box clarifications: at the intersection of Crossbridge and Suncreek, turn Right on to Crossbridge. Find dirt, and park on it, look for hashers. Bring 5.00, thirst for golden nectar, virgins, flashlights, wear pajamas, […]

Enjoy some edge of town shiggy as you get to face cold, windy weather, pointy desert plants, old mines?, green nectar and a tortoise for your hare. Directions: 215 to Rainbow or Buffalo (both exits work), exit heading (wsh?) South, take it ALL the way until it t-bones (lol BONE) into Starr Ave. Turn right […]

Join Uber Lube Her and Pukes & Poops for a trail through Sunset Park 3pm show, 3:30pm go Bring: $5 (exact change always appreciated) Virgins Visitors ID on trail A whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash) and....Thirst for the golden nectar Look at the map  for where The Box is/where trail starts at […]