*** SUMMER START TIME NOW IN EFFECT *** *** 5 PM SHOW, 5:30 GO *** TRUST IN nUMB nUTS. Hare: Numb Nuts Parking is closer to the highway than it shows on the map. Bring a virgin, $5, whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar.

Cum out for a shiggyriffic trail this Saturday. Your hare is Too Flat To Lay and this will be a dog friendly trail so bring your pups. The on after has outdoor seating too so you can bring your four legged friends if you want. Bring the usual: $5, visitors, virgins, headlamp (wsh?), whistle ( […]

Join your hares Pokey & Tunnel on an exciting adventure in house hunting; we will guide you through the epic neighborhoods of south Las Vegas BLVD. Whether you are looking for space for the in-laws, party pads, Tents, or to avoid neighbors entirely, we might have a few options along the journey! You are sure […]

Como Estas Beeeches! It's Cinco De Mayo! This will be a themed hash where we'll traverse the Rio Grande as either Mexicans or ICE Agents! So pack your ponchos and sombreros or go full moto in blacked out ICE gear. Regardless of the team you choose, there's guaranteed dirty water crossings, yuuuuge walls to scale, […]