Trail #1454 - Party On Prick SPECIAL CAMPING TRAIL!! First of all, thanks to Tunnel for scouring my FB page for the stupidest photo possible. Nice work! I won't go into what almost happened later that day... So here's the Deets: Show at the Desert Wildlife Refuge Visitors Center at Noon, Go at 12:30. The […]
Your hares, Golden Eagle, Nanny Pokely, Hot Sticky Buns and Three Balls Deep take you on a wild ride! Get to the box: Start is located at the wash basin at the corner of Democracy Dr and Via Firenze. (Remember the trail HSWT tried to hare but cracked his head open instead? Same start). Bring […]
Trail #1456 HARE Bonz-i-Bush and Taun T Ho Bring headlamp, flashlight, vessel, whistle, $5 hash cash, Virgins, water and a thirst for Golden Nectar. Cum and enjoy a run along the wetlands. Bring your flip flops for circle, it’s hot!
Get ready for Titillation by Desert Divas Berserk Burke trail! Everyone loves double Ds! About the trail: Make note of special time change: 8:00 show, 8:30 go. Be prepared for 5-6 miles before the first beer or water check; total trail length will be on the other side of 12 miles. It is hot! Hydrate […]
Bring your A-game liver for a trail celebrating Stalker Bait's speedy recovery. Trail will start (relatively) near Summerlin Hospital so she can participate. Standard 5pm show, 5:30 go Pre-lube at the start, Bounty Hunters is a real bar, whether or not it looks condemned when you first drive up to it. Park around back. Bring […]