The drunken duo strike again! Join us as GED and Alcoholiday take you on a magical adventure filled with Christmas glee! (This is like our 5th co-hare together) HSWT, remember our 10 mile pavement pounder? It’s gunna be like that. Pearlz, love climbing mountains? They’ll be those. Hunka, enjoy water crossings? We wanna make you […]

What: Las Vegas HHH (vlv!) run #1482, otherwise known as "So long, Too Flat, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!" Where: Start is roughly at 215 and W Lake Mead. Take 215 on the west side to W Lake Mead Blvd (one exit north of Summerlin Parkway), then head (wsh?) […]

WHAT: THIS IS A MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY ALCOHOLIDAYS HASH so wear your most obnoxious holiday attire/bells/costume/lights/put a bow on your tummy/sprinkle glitter on your head (wsh?)/carry a tree (do SOMETHING, you big wanker). We'll do a very special Hashy Christmas frolic through downtown Henderson!!! We'll be our own damn parade (or shitshow, however you want to […]

What's a bash you might ask, is it an action with a bat? A foray with a cat? A trifle with a truffle or an arch decorated with ruffles? Nay, tis none of those things, but it is sort of a fling. A bike can be road, bring a tire so you don't have to […]

How do you go from Virgin to Asshole in 5 trails? Easy!! Be like these ambitious gems Just Diamond & Just Alex -- jump on the next available trail date. They have more excitement about hashing than I've seen in a loooong* uhhh... while. Will it be a shit show? Will it be the best […]