Your hares will be Short Bus and just kit Hash cash $5 Dogs: Maybe, on a leash Kids: No Theme: TUTU, Desmond or Ballet Cum one, cum all, wait scratch that . . . Cum 1, cum tutu, the great and wonderful TUTU Hash will dazzle and amaze you all. Failing that it will disappoint […]

Greetings Half-Minds: Welcome to Las Vegas Hash House Harriers Trail No. 1492! In Fourteen Hundred Ninety Two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and to celebrate this February 9th we will be having a trail with absolutely no theme whatsoever because in retrospect Columbus's conduct in the New World and subsequent genocide of the Taino Indians […]

Cum one, cum all to the fourteen hundredth and ninety-third *unning of the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (VLV!) Your hares: Asshole Bryce & Stoned What to bring: Hash cash ($5, you pay now!), virgins, your warm body (don't be Jack), whistle, fleshlight... oops, I meant flashlight, water, and as always your thirst for that […]

BRING A FLASHLIGHT! Exact location of Fiesta parking lot TBD...stay tuned. Return of the Urban Shiggy - "It Edition" Cum one, cum all, to the worst trail of 2019! Bring $5, a virgin, a whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar. "They all float down here." BRING A FLASHLIGHT!

Has your life felt like it's had a lack of dogs and booze in it recently? Do you feel upset that your furry friend isn't joining you on your weekly run and as if your pupper would enjoy an afternoon with a bunch of half minds (that answer should always be yes.) Well come on […]