Your Hares: Remeber the Alamo! ... Wrap it Up and Just Craig..... Bring virgins, visitors, lots of runners, headlamp...etc....$5 gets u beer, snacks, head and a trail...yay! FYI...the start is tricky since google or apple maps hast not updated the location...its a Terrible’s Marketplace on Lone Mountain and Cliff Shadows. Right off the 215..... The […]

I heard y'all had a death March last week and I don't have pool access, so how about we have a tropical theme and pretend it's not going to be 113° out? Bring a personal mister and wear a Hawaiian shirt or some coconuts and a grass skirt. Be creative you fucks.  

Planes, trains, and automobiles are what you may see on this fantabulous trail! It will be a scorcher, but don't worry there will be plenty of opportunities for you wanks to cool off! Meet at the hash karaoke watering hole for some pre-lube and start. Bring visitors, virgins, 5 dolla make me holla, a little […]

Wankers and Diddlers, this week's hash will feature summer beer and Nero's famous Chariot Race. So come dressed in TOGA ATTIRE. Bring $5, your ID, and a thirst for the golden nectar. The On After is a pool party which is TOP-tional, so plan accordingly. Please bring your beverage of choice I(Choice!) for the On […]

*** EARLY START TIME *** 11 AM show, 11:30 go *** Hey Wankers and Diddlers. Here is the plan. We will be meeting at Balboa Pizza at the District in Green Valley Ranch for Box EARLY at 11 am. The hash will run through some golf courses and have some sweeping vista views of the […]