Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt Em and Port-A- Pussy in celebrating 100 years of Prohibition! We will be traversing back roads and Hills! Avoiding the Pinkertons and frolicking amongst Ole […]

Shitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun.  Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM show, 3:30 go.  Bring the usual: $5, virgins, visitors, whistle, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Bring $$$ and ID, too.

The SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts of hills and shiggy lately right? Take a break and join us for a pavement pounder with some short jaunts in the sand. Some weird […]

Missed Rat Pack? Did you get blackout drunk before/during/after and ‘missed’ Rat Pack? Well cum on out for a do-over! We are laying you a culturally misappropriated trail through bea-u-tiful Summerlin in celebration of Chinese New Year. Wear your best knock-off Versace, bring your thirst for the Golden Nectar and exotic libations, a whistle and […]