* * * SPECIAL START TIME * * * 9:30 AM * * * Gate code at start: #3120 9:30 show... 10:00 go! Due to some special guests flying in […]

Attention wankers, diddlers, sodomizers, and... (dare I say it?) fornicators! This week the revolutions of the Earth are conspiring to force Title 18 to change the first digit of his […]

Misdirections: Hash to meet at the Village Pub, 2610 Regatta Dr LV 89128. Trail is A to A'. Things to bring: Headlamps, a thirst for the golden nectar and your […]

Have some new shoes to break in?  A new GPS watch or fitness tracker to try out?  Other new stuff for Christmas?  Just need to work off the excessive amounts […]

Calling all Wankers and Diddlers… Cum one Cum all to the first official LVHHH (vlv!) trail of 2016 (ok maybe it’s the second if you count Rat Pack). Your harriettes Poke-A-Cuntess […]

Cum out for the first birthday trail of 2016!  There will be shiggy!  There will be beer!  There will be Weed...Jeremiah Weed, that is! Things to bring: $6 (exact change […]

Cum one, cum all to this SaTURDee's trail! Bring the usual: $6 (exact change always appreciated), whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), virgins, visitors, and a thirst for […]

Nobody stepped up to hare, so it's a pick-up trail through the wetlands! Bring the usual: $6, whistle, flashlight, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Also, bring […]

One last trail before La Piazza closes! (They're looking to move.) Bring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated), whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), flashlight or headlamp […]

Wankers & Diddlers, Cum to Run #1333 Your hares, Pedi-File and Money Shot will lead you to the beer. Bring your thirst for the golden nectar, flashlights, vessel, hash cash, water, […]