Wankers and Diddlers, hashers left behind not attending Phoenix RDR. Your Hares have pulled a trail out of their asses last minute and will attempt to cheer you up with […]

Due to the extra hash logistics involved, we are asking that you register in advance: - Registration - Who's Cumming - Hash cash for this weekend will be $36, which […]

Your hares will be Everlasting Slobstopper and Just Thibeaux, and you ain't the boss of us!! Time: 5:00 show, 5:30 go! Bring: Hash Cash, Bar money, ID, whistle, virgins, and […]

Alcoholiday's 40th birthday trail (on his actual birthday!), shall incorporate some classic elements of Las Vegas shiggy, coupled with a special surprise for the first 40 people who pay hash […]

Pedi-File is getting old so let’s run circles around him to make him feel even older! ??‍♂️?‍♀️ Follows Your Anus (and his Beer Check Bitch Slurpee Seconds) will be returning […]

Golden Eagle, Three Balls Deep, Tunnel of Luv and Instaglam are all celebrating getting younger! Cum out and join these four lovely harriettes as they take you on a joyride […]

Ahoy Wankers, Wenches and diddlers! Grab your booties and prepare to Raise your sails and vessels with Port-a-Pussy, Pokey, Short Bus & Just Jason this coming Saturday on the 15th […]

The annual Berserk Burke trail is the greatest* trail of the year. Hare: Numb "In case you were wondering, and I know you weren’t I have been pre-planning for Bezerk" […]

Congratulations, you survived Beserk Burke! Cum out and celebrate with your hares. We are meeting at Moondoggies, located on Arville Street. Bring your whistle, ID, $ and a thirst for […]