Hares: Takes it in the Parhump, Teeny Weenie Wine Weenie, and Dunkin Deez Nuts Directions: Take the 95/93/515/I11 toward Boulder City and take the 2nd to last exit, College Drive. […]

A to B, shiggyrific trail, turkey will be about 4 miles. Torch and shiggy socks or pants are highly recommended. Bring $5, a well-vetted virgin, a whistle, and a thirst […]

I guess you guys did my trail last week god damn it. That's what I get for being a backslider... New location! So Shiggy in the Shitter has been playing […]

Hips Don't Lie's and Pokey's Birthday R*n  

Come ye to close to Las Vegas' Arts District, you bet your gingerbread cookies we're going to have a festive time! Where: Circle up at empty lot at the NW […]

Dir. to trail: Take 95N to Kyle Canyon Rd. exit toward Mt. Charleston. Follow Kyle Canyon Rd. roughly 15 miles until you see the sign for Middle Kyle Canyon Administrative […]

Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt […]

Shitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun.  Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM […]

The SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts […]

Missed Rat Pack? Did you get blackout drunk before/during/after and ‘missed’ Rat Pack? Well cum on out for a do-over! We are laying you a culturally misappropriated trail through bea-u-tiful […]