Greetings Wankers and Diddlers! It’s time to channel your inner bootlegger and/or your Miner 69er! Cum one Cum all to celebrate with your Hares Gives Good Head, Damn Near Kilt […]

Shitty Kiddy's about to complete another orbit of the sun.  Cum down to the Henderson Booze District for a little bit of a run to mark the occasion. 3 PM […]

The SHITuation, Dunkin' Deez Nuts, and Grandma's Lil Fluffer bring you a fun flat terrain party trail. It's GLF's birthday and we gotta do it up! We've done all sorts […]

Missed Rat Pack? Did you get blackout drunk before/during/after and ‘missed’ Rat Pack? Well cum on out for a do-over! We are laying you a culturally misappropriated trail through bea-u-tiful […]

Park on the north side of the park (closest to Russell Road). Bring the usual trail gear.

The week before everyone gets VD, pre-emptively get all wet down there on trail! Get romantish at the booze check you say? I SUPPOSE! Expect shiggy, expect mud facials, expect […]

Happy Day after V-Day where all the chocolates and candies are half off! Don’t forget to get your sweetheart some of that discounted goodness on your way to trail to […]

*for English press one, Para español, oprima el dos* Saturday’s a Hashing Day! Want some shiggy? You got it. Want a little urban? Can do. Want a margarita? Wait… dumb […]

HaveShit/WillTravel and maybe a surprise backslider co-hare plan to make your little hearts leap with joy. Trail starts at WESTERN TRAILS PARK - Warm Springs 3:00 Show 3:30 Go If […]

*** EARLY START *** 12:30 PM show, 1:00 go *** Yay Trishapalooza Pajamajam 2020 Part Vegas!! This year there's two! Because twicey is nicey and spicey! This is Part Vegas […]