Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' […]

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles […]

Happy Birthday to us and to you! Wankers and Diddlers, join us for a truly June Gemini trail.  You never know which personality you'll get, but it'll always be an […]

*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It's once again time for a spectacular 4th of […]

*** EARLY START *** 4 PM show, 4:30 go *** We've got more pools in our future!  Rinse off those bathing suits and get ready for another healthy dose of […]

Do your country proud! By coming out to LVH3's Olympdicks trail. Your hares Shiggy in the Shitter and Triple F will give you a trail to remember. Get on out […]

There will be running and walking. Hello all you Wankers and Diddlers! Cum one and cum all! Bonz-i-Bush and Furry Tits here, join us for an scenic neighborhood trail and […]

Cum one and cum all of those that didn't go to the campout. We shall take a run through historic and photogenic areas.  Bring the usual. Pre-lube will be at […]

It’s late in the season and we’ve all been spoiled with urban pool trails, air conditioned bars, cushy reclusive stuff. It’s cooling off (relative term) big time and we’re all […]