Wankers and diddlers, join your hares RadioacTits and Tunnel of Luv as they show you a little slice of Green Valley.  Bring (or wear) the usual: ID & wallet virgins […]

This is it, folks!  This is the last time we will get a keg from Pioneer Saloon.  The owners have changed and they're honoring our agreement (and all who may […]

Your hares are Money Shot and HSWT. Bring chalk, $5, cranium light, virgins, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Wear your best Christmas attire.

*** NOTICE: EARLY START *** 9:30 AM PST show, 10 AM go *** (Trail is a few miles inside Arizona, but is on PST.) 50 orbits completed around the sun...what […]

Cum One and Cum all to the Aquarius Bday Trail... part deux! Hares: Tough MILF Her, Lubed N Ready, and Professor Buttercunt Cost: $5 3:00 show 3:30 GO Location: River […]

Cum one, cum all to the first Alcoholiday & Zip Lock'd Cock trail of 2022! Bring Hash Cash, a whistle, a virgin, $, ID and a thirst for the golden […]

Mr. The Python Holy Grail Trail Cum one, cum most and join the search for the Holy Grail Trail. Knights of the Round Table or peasant attire appreciated but not […]

*** NOTICE *** EARLY START *** 1 PM show, 1:30 go *** Las Vegas HHH (vlv!) hosts St Paddy's Saturday Trail! *** WARNING for Green Mess Weekend Half-Minds *** THIS […]

Cum celebrate Cock I'll Do a Dude's 40th redo!!! Who doesn't like a do-over? Meet at the north end of the parking lot. Wear your cockiest outfit for trail and […]

The bus is back!!! This is a locals only event. Saturday, April 16th, is a hashing day! Cum to McMullan's Pub next to The Orleans Hotel and Casino and enjoy […]