LVHHH #1618
Rollin' Smoke BBQ 3185 S Highland Dr #2, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesYour hares are Money Shot and HSWT. Bring chalk, $5, cranium light, virgins, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Wear your best Christmas attire.
RPHHH #23
Creepy Bathroom Trailhead 35.989071, -115.4432712020 was shitty enough, but then along came 2021 to ask 2020 to hold its beer. Kick 2021 square in the nuts with the first trail of 2022, the Year of the Tiger. Bring the usual for a Rat Pack trail: $10 hash cash (exact change always appreciated), your Rat Pack vessel (if you've done […]
BASHHH in the New Year
Lorenzi Park 3333 W Washington Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesBring your bike or trike to bring in the new year! If you have an extra bike, bring it for a visitor. 10:30 AM show, 11 AM go. Bring $10 hash cash, ID & more cash, virgins, visitors, a thirst for the golden nectar...all the usual stuff.
LVHHH #1619: SKP2’s 50th B-Day
Arizona Hot Spring Trailhead 35.9802,-114.6973*** NOTICE: EARLY START *** 9:30 AM PST show, 10 AM go *** (Trail is a few miles inside Arizona, but is on PST.) 50 orbits completed around the sun...what to do? It's been a while since we've been out to Arizona Hot Spring, so how about a hike down to the river and the […]
LVHHH #1620 – Birthday Season of Aquarius with Tough MILF Her, Part Deux!
River Mountain Loop Trailhead 1800 Foothills Dr, Henderson, NV, United StatesCum One and Cum all to the Aquarius Bday Trail... part deux! Hares: Tough MILF Her, Lubed N Ready, and Professor Buttercunt Cost: $5 3:00 show 3:30 GO Location: River Mountain Loop Trail Parking / Trailhead We shall dance and prance into the desert wilderness to celebrate the time of Aquarius, yet again... Trail is […]
LVHHH #1622
Red Dwarf LV 1305 Vegas Valley Dr, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesCum one, cum all to the first Alcoholiday & Zip Lock'd Cock trail of 2022! Bring Hash Cash, a whistle, a virgin, $, ID and a thirst for the golden nectar!
ASSH3 #?
PKWY Tavern - Tivoli 450 S Rampart Blvd, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesHey y’all, Join me this Friday as we have a gay ol’ romp through my neighborhood. You bring the ass, I’ll bring the soju. Oh? You’ve not had it? Well now’s your chance to get your feet wet with some Dangerade™ Bring: $5 (unless you're a genius and bought an ASS Pass) Headlamp Vessel Virgins […]
LVHHH #1623
Siena Heights Trailhead Park 2570 Siena Heights Dr, Henderson, NV, United StatesMr. The Python Holy Grail Trail Cum one, cum most and join the search for the Holy Grail Trail. Knights of the Round Table or peasant attire appreciated but not required. Bring $5.00 Hash Cash, a whistle, a virgin, $, ID and a thirst for the golden nectar!
ASSH3 #81
Western Trails Neighborhood Park 7355 Rogers St, Las Vegas, NV, United States"Got a fun adjective for trail?" Keys To Your Anus: "shitty" so cum out and get shit faced and maybe someone will show us their butthole 6:30 pre-lube, 7:00 show, 7:30 go!! bring: $5 ASS Cash or ASS Pass head (wsh?) lamp thirst for the golden nectar
Green Mess Pub Crawl
Horse Trailer Hideout 1506 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesSin City will host our 2022 St Paddy's Day Pub Crawl for Green Mess Weekend!! Get out all your green things and join us as we pub crawl around the Arts District! Bring: $5 Hash Cash ID Good shoes Thirst for the golden nectar