LVHHH #1605

Rounders - Volunteer 3480 Volunteer Blvd, Henderson, NV, United States

It’s late in the season and we’ve all been spoiled with urban pool trails, air conditioned bars, cushy reclusive stuff. It’s cooling off (relative term) big time and we’re all acclimated right? Time to put on your shiggy shoes and become one with the desert again. The snakes will be coming out too! Let’s scurry […]

BASHHH #12

BASHHH #12 Start 891 DeMarco Dr, Henderson, NV, United States

Grab your Hawaiian shirts and Tiny Bubbles because we are BASHHH'n 9th Island Style! You will get barreled deep by your Hares, Me Gusta en la Cocina, Porta Pussy ,Just Jeff n Damn Near Kilt Em. Get your bikes tubed and get ready to get lubed! More details to CUM!!

ASSH3 #71

Seastrand Community Park 6330 Camino Eldorado Pkwy, North Las Vegas, NV, United States

Shiggy in the Shitter is leaving the cuntry for a bit so he's going to lay a shitty trail just to spite you all. Join him and co-hare Féach to have a time. Can't guarantee it's going to be a good time, but it will for sure be a time. On After will be at […]

LVHHH #1607

Mountain Springs Trailhead 36.014,-115.500

Meet at the Mountain Springs Trail Head for a Shaded Shiggy Escape from Vegastraz. Hares Numb Nutz and Have Shit Will Travel are going to take us on a shiggy adventure. Bring $5, vessel, virgin, visitors, flashlight, and a thirst for the golden nectar.

LVHHH #1608

BFE LVHHH #1608 36.000973, -115.484991

*** NOTICE *** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** YES, we have specialneeds!!! NuMb nUts and Have Shit/Will Travel get a second chance with a VIRGIN. Just Matt (Cute, Young Stupid--just like you like 'em) will find out what the flour is really for by Haring with these two seasoned masters of […]

LVHHH #1615

Goldstrike Canyon and Hot Springs 36.00985,-114.77455

*** NOTICE *** EARLY START *** 10 AM show, 10:30 go *** Come celebrate Slobby's successful revolution around Sol and soak in the Gold Strike Hot Springs! There should be an amazing view, tight spaces, and hot, wet holes. shiggy scale: 5/5 6 mi out-and-back, some scrambling, climbing (with rope-lines), slot-canyon shenanigans Bring: Water (at […]

LVHHH #1616

#1616 Start 2310 Corporate Cir, Henderson, NV, United States

Wankers and diddlers, join your hares RadioacTits and Tunnel of Luv as they show you a little slice of Green Valley.  Bring (or wear) the usual: ID & wallet virgins (we love a sacrifice) vessel thirst for the golden nectar shoes light (it gets dark early) $5 hash cash (exact change always appreciated) onesie for […]

LVHHH #1617: Kill the Last Keg!

Pioneer Saloon 310 NV-161, Goodsprings, NV, United States

This is it, folks!  This is the last time we will get a keg from Pioneer Saloon.  The owners have changed and they're honoring our agreement (and all who may have a tile plaque on that wall) one last time.  This is the big one!  This is the one where we need to show them […]