Trishapalooza returns!

Last 3 PM trail of the season!  Meet in the southeast corner of the parking lot.

See https://www.lasvegashhh.com/onniversary-2021/ for details.

Cum join Coyote Ugly, Eager Beaver, and Pokey as we jaunt through the Eastside of the Strip.  Free parking at Ellis Island and cheap prelube drinks at the main bar.  Bring hash cash ($5 once again), virgins, visitors, vessel, ID, more $$$, and a thirst for the golden nectar.  Tutu if you want to on […]

Yer captains Damn Near Kilt Em and Short Bus Pile Drive Her, along with first mates Poke-a-Cuntess and Port-a-Pussy, are ready to lead you on a voyage into Davey Jones' Locker and back!  Prepare to get yer bilge-sucking booties wet and yer gullets filled! Dress appropriately in yer finest pirate apparel, or ye shall be […]

We promise to get you nasty, sweaty, and stinky!  Visitors are welcumed, but Berserk Burke is not a walkers' trail. It will be hotter than hell and at least 12 miles (if not more) through the desert.  You must be pre-cleared to r*n with us on this trail...contact the hares with why you are stupid enough to […]

Happy Birthday to us and to you! Wankers and Diddlers, join us for a truly June Gemini trail.  You never know which personality you'll get, but it'll always be an adventure.

*** EARLY START *** 3 PM show, 3:30 go *** Hello all you wankers and diddlers!  Cum one and cum all!  It's once again time for a spectacular 4th of July birthday trail! Join your hares Bonz-I-Bush, Party On Prick, Just Angie, and Grandma's Little Fluffer and other July birthday hashers on a star-spangled hunt […]

*** EARLY START *** 4 PM show, 4:30 go *** We've got more pools in our future!  Rinse off those bathing suits and get ready for another healthy dose of chlorine and Vegas sun! I suggest your best retro Caddyshack themed attire.