LV BASHHH #7 – Bikini BASHHH!!

BFE #7 11350 Southern Highlands Pkwy, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Are You Ready For Another BASHHH?! F*ck Ya! Cum join our hares Lubed n Ready along with the infamous Have Shit Will Travel as they lead us through an evening of two wheeled debauchery. Stay tuned for details! WHEN: 7pm show, 7:30 go WHERE: parking lot at Valley View and Southern Highlands Parkway WHAT: a […]

LVHHH #1565: The CumBack

Madeira Canyon Park 2390 Democracy Dr, Henderson, NV, United States

Wankers, diddlers, virgins, and Vegas valley visitors, the Las Vegas Hash House Harriers (Viva, Las Vegas!) is open for business! WHEN: 5:00 Show/5:30 Hares Away. WHERE: In the foothills of the McCullough Range, beginning at Madeira Canyon Park (down south, in Anthem). HARES: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Shit and one of the birthday girls, Golden Eagle. […]

ASSH3 2nd Anal Tour de Franzia

W. Wayne Bunker Family Park 7351 W Alexander Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Welcum back wankers and diddlers to Atomic Shit Show's 2nd Analversary Tour De Franzia Trail! Bring: Bike Wine Head(wsh?)lamp $5 Hash Cash Thirst for the ruby nectar The hash will provide shitty box wine if you elect not to BYOW. Additionally you don't have to drink wine. Make it a Four Loko Franzia if you […]

LVHHH #1566: Berserk Burke

Bootleg Canyon Trailhead 1000 Yucca St, Boulder City, NV, United States

*** EARLY START TIME *** 10:30 AM show, 11:00 go *** So I ain't talked to misman but I think it's happening. trail scouted.... I have a million disclaimers.... I suggest getting a shitty hotel room in boulder. we can make it a party... minimal details tonight. more to follow. FYI.... I am making horrible […]

LVHHH #1568

River Mountains Loop Trailhead - Lake Mead Dr. 36.1029681, -114.9016905

SCH3 #162

Police Memorial Park 3250 Metro Academy Way, Las Vegas, NV, United States

SCH3 is back!  Your tyrant was about to let another month go by, but a hare stepped up yesterday to r*n a trail just three days later.  Join us in the northwest corner of town to chase after Remember the Alamo.  6 PM show, 6:45 go, bring the usual: $8, water, whistle, virgins, visitors, and […]

LVHHH #1570

Shadow Rock Park 2650 Los Feliz St, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Cum one, cum all and get yer Rocks off with Wet Spock! This Shiggylicious trail will chill you, thrill you and likely get you hammered. Bring $5, a whistle, water, a Virgin, and an insatiable thirst for the Golden Nectar. All things blue and men in tank tops highly encouraged. Instructions for getting in my […]

BASHHH #8

Paradise Pub 955 Grier Dr, Las Vegas, NV, United States

That’s right! We are honoring your beautiful buns on National Cinnamon Bun Day! Work’n um, Show’n um and Eat’n AAAAALL the buns . Trail #8 will be hared by Furry Tits and Amber Alert. This trail will be appropriate for all bikes and humans that can ride 12ish miles. 10:30 Show - 11am Go. Wear a […]

ASSH3 #46

Huntridge Theater 1208 E Charleston Blvd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Welp silly geese, I been here for almost a year and RA’d here, maybe I should do my first trail for my home kennel. Also it’s my b-day this weekend so let’s blackout together. I will keep it a true ASSH3 trail, that’s why y’all are my favs. We will be in the heart of […]

LVHHH #1581: St. Hoppy Trail

Floyd Lamb Park 9200 Tule Springs Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

*** NOTICE *** EARLY START *** 12 PM show, 12:30 go *** Cum one and Cum all... Special hash to remember brother hasher Hop Along Catastrophe. Trail will have Peacocks, Ducks, and Geese galore. Super special shot check to be had!!! YUMMY You may even see a cayote in the desert.. We shall dance and […]