LVHHH #1506
Ellis Island Casino & Brewery 4178 Koval Ln, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesYour hares will be Everlasting Slobstopper and Just Thibeaux, and you ain't the boss of us!! Time: 5:00 show, 5:30 go! Bring: Hash Cash, Bar money, ID, whistle, virgins, and a thirst for the golden nectar! Do not bring: doggos or rugrats
ASSH3 #18
Island Bar & Grill 2660 S Maryland Pkwy #24, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesAlcoholiday will be turning 40. Therefore, this will be an Edward Fortyhands trail. Please come provisioned with two 40 oz bottles of beer/malt liquor for the start of trail. Bottles must be empty before circle. If you finish at least 1 bottle by the beer check, you can free that hand to go pee. It […]
LVHHH #1507
Desert Oasis High School 6600 W Erie Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesAlcoholiday's 40th birthday trail (on his actual birthday!), shall incorporate some classic elements of Las Vegas shiggy, coupled with a special surprise for the first 40 people who pay hash cash. Please park on the dirt space ACROSS from Desert Oasis High School, not on school grounds itself. A to A-prime trail. End is in […]
SCH3 #153
Clark County Wetlands Park 7050 Wetlands Park Ln, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesYou might find some flowers along this Flower Moon trail, but you'll definitely find flour (and chalk) thrown down at Wetlands Park. Waterfowl and other wild things are also in the cards. Bring the usual: $8 (mystery meat is back!), flashlight, whistle, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar. 6:00 show, 6:45 go. […]
LVHHH #1508 – 24-Hour Pub Crawl
See https://pubcrawl.lasvegashhh.com/ for details.
LVHHH #1509
casa de Pedi-File y Money Shot 10255 Line Dr, Kingman, AZ, United StatesPedi-File is getting old so let’s run circles around him to make him feel even older! ??♂️?♀️ Follows Your Anus (and his Beer Check Bitch Slurpee Seconds) will be returning to LVH3 to lay a Shiggylicious trail for you wankers. Since trail start is at Pedi & Money Shot’s home in Kingman, they are opening […]
LVHHH #1510
Dotty's - Losee & Tropical 5990 Losee Rd, North Las Vegas, NV, United StatesGolden Eagle, Three Balls Deep, Tunnel of Luv and Instaglam are all celebrating getting younger! Cum out and join these four lovely harriettes as they take you on a joyride for their combined birthday trail and pool party! Bring: $5 Hash Cash, Bar money, ID, whistle, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar! […]
ASSH3 #19
Craig Ranch Regional Park 628 W Craig Rd, North Las Vegas, NV, United StatesIt’s my last trail in Vegas...nothing witty or clever needs to be said to get you to come. It will be a BASH with an option to hangout and drink. What: ASSH3 #18 Tour de’Franzia When: 7pm show, 730 Go. Why: Because I’ve entertained you for 50 trails and 12 hares in Vegas and you […]
LVHHH #1511
Skinny Dugans 4127 W Charleston Blvd, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesAhoy Wankers, Wenches and diddlers! Grab your booties and prepare to Raise your sails and vessels with Port-a-Pussy, Pokey, Short Bus & Just Jason this coming Saturday on the 15th day of June! Tis sure to be a salty trail in The desert whilst searching for the treasure of the golden nectar! Don Your favorite […]
SCH3 #154
Lone Mountain Regional Park 9825 W Lone Mountain Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesWe've not done a westside trail in a while, so how about throwing down some flour on the Strawberry Moon around Lone Mountain? Get in a normal(ish) trail this week before the insanity that is Berserk Burke. 6 PM show, 6:45 go at Lone Mountain Regional Park. Bring the usual: $8, whistle, water, virgins, visitors, […]