What: Las Vegas HHH (vlv!) run #1482, otherwise known as "So long, Too Flat, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!" Where: Start is roughly at 215 and W Lake Mead. Take 215 on the west side to W Lake Mead Blvd (one exit north of Summerlin Parkway), then head (wsh?) […]

WHAT: THIS IS A MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY ALCOHOLIDAYS HASH so wear your most obnoxious holiday attire/bells/costume/lights/put a bow on your tummy/sprinkle glitter on your head (wsh?)/carry a tree (do SOMETHING, you big wanker). We'll do a very special Hashy Christmas frolic through downtown Henderson!!! We'll be our own damn parade (or shitshow, however you want to […]

What's a bash you might ask, is it an action with a bat? A foray with a cat? A trifle with a truffle or an arch decorated with ruffles? Nay, tis none of those things, but it is sort of a fling. A bike can be road, bring a tire so you don't have to […]

How do you go from Virgin to Asshole in 5 trails? Easy!! Be like these ambitious gems Just Diamond & Just Alex -- jump on the next available trail date. They have more excitement about hashing than I've seen in a loooong* uhhh... while. Will it be a shit show? Will it be the best […]

Get wet at the dry lake bed with Alcoholiday and Asshole Walter as we lay a shiggy-riffic trail where there once was water (use your imagination). GET TO START: Take I-15 South to the Sloan Exit, take the underpass to the left to Las Vegas Blvd. Take a right, going South (PAST the 7 Magic […]

I think this'll be our second week in a row with virgin shiggy, only it's not as far out of town this time!  Head (wsh?) over the hump toward Lake Mead for this week's trail, the day before the start of my next orbit around the sun.  (That means it's a birthday trail.) Misdirections: get […]

Wankers & Diddlers of the LVHHH, Saturday, 1/19/19, 3:00 show, 3:30 Go....Virgin Territory Your hares, Pedi-File, Money Shot and Have Shit Will Travel will lead you to the beer. Bring virgins, vessels, exact dollars for hash cash $5.00....you pay now.....and a flashlight because it gets dark early. To get to the box. From Las Vegas, […]

Ook You Wanks be ready for a "Shiggy" trail with some Seductive scenery. This will be the first time that Asshole Diamond gets too make Just Hammer Cum Run the Eagle trail.. Hares: Just Hammer & Asshole Diamond Location: Anthem Hills Park On After: Surprise!!?! *Bring your Vessel *Do what you need to for $5 […]