Como Estas Beeeches! It's Cinco De Mayo! This will be a themed hash where we'll traverse the Rio Grande as either Mexicans or ICE Agents! So pack your ponchos and sombreros or go full moto in blacked out ICE gear. Regardless of the team you choose, there's guaranteed dirty water crossings, yuuuuge walls to scale, […]

Join your hares Short Bus Pile Drive Her & Have Shit/Will Travel for a once in a life time trail. Due to the rapidly changing landscape of the space-time continuum this trail will cease to exist shortly after circle. We gotta hit it while it's break'n!! Box will be at the normal time, 5pm show […]

*** EARLY START *** 11 AM SHOW *** 11:30 GO *** Early trail start to beat the heat and accommodate Numb Nuts and anyone else who wishes to go to Lee's Beer & Tequila Experience (2:00 p.m. at the Thomas & Mack). It's not the official on-after, but an option. Bring a wrapped gift (something […]

Trail #1454 - Party On Prick SPECIAL CAMPING TRAIL!! First of all, thanks to Tunnel for scouring my FB page for the stupidest photo possible. Nice work! I won't go into what almost happened later that day... So here's the Deets: Show at the Desert Wildlife Refuge Visitors Center at Noon, Go at 12:30. The […]

Your hares, Golden Eagle, Nanny Pokely, Hot Sticky Buns and Three Balls Deep take you on a wild ride! Get to the box: Start is located at the wash basin at the corner of Democracy Dr and Via Firenze. (Remember the trail HSWT tried to hare but cracked his head open instead? Same start). Bring […]

Trail #1456 HARE Bonz-i-Bush and Taun T Ho Bring headlamp, flashlight, vessel, whistle, $5 hash cash, Virgins, water and a thirst for Golden Nectar. Cum and enjoy a run along the wetlands. Bring your flip flops for circle, it’s hot!

Get ready for Titillation by Desert Divas Berserk Burke trail! Everyone loves double Ds! About the trail: Make note of special time change: 8:00 show, 8:30 go. Be prepared for 5-6 miles before the first beer or water check; total trail length will be on the other side of 12 miles. It is hot! Hydrate […]