LVHHH #1668
#1668 Start 36.070282,-115.113056No hare this Sat, no problem, said our worthy GM. Join MILFR in a short but fun trail. Bring the usual...$5, vessel, virgins, and a thirst for the golden nectar. This will be my first time back on trail since I hurt my knee and I am going to lead you half minds into the […]
ASSH3 #119
Gold Spike 217 E Ogden Ave, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesCum hash with the ASS. This Friday we are celebrating our fearless GM Lick It To Beaver's birthday with a pubcrawl of sorts through DTLV! Start is in the Gold Spike parking lot. Bring $5 hash cash for an extra stop along the way. 7PM show, 7:30 go Bring: ID $$ Virgins (we love a […]
LVHHH #1669
Desert Breeze Park 8275 W Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesNo Hare, No Problem 5:00 show, 5:30 go Hare: Tough MILF Her Cum one and Cum all. Another trail to be had. Cum out and chase me to get some Yummy Golden Nectar. Park in the south parking lot. What to Bring: VIRGINS Head Lamp H20 Thirst for the Golden Nectar
LVHHH #1674
Cornerstone Park 1600 Wigwam Pkwy, Henderson, NV, United StatesPrepare your livers and put on your best Halloween costumes as InstaGlam, Radioactits, and Asshole Chelsey take you on an adventure for the golden nectar! Trail will begin at the Northwest corner of the park. There will be some shiggy, so wear sturdy shoes. This is still a 5pm show, 5:30 go, so you may […]
LVHHH #1675
#1675 Start 35.979644, -114.986390Nov 4th - Nov bday trail will be neither long nor hard (seriously- my knees are kinda f’d) but will win you over with golden nectar…more details to follow
BASHHH #?
Clark County Wetlands Park 7050 Wetlands Park Ln, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesSave the date! I'm planning a fundraising bash with some rad co-hares as part of my lead up to election day. Details forthcumming...
LVHHH #1676
Lovelady Brewing 20 S Water St, Henderson, NV, United StatesWith No Hares signed up, a lovely stroll in downtown Henderson area we shall have. Prep your livers and get away from all the F1 craziness near the strip. Pick Up trail it is. 3:00 show 3:30 go What to bring: Virgins Headlamp Thirst for the Golden Nectar
SCH3 #176
Mountain Ridge Park 7151 Oso Blanca Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United StatesYou know her as Lick It. Creamy knows her as Beaver. In honor of the full moon known as the Beaver Moon and the ASSH3 GM, this trail is all about the Beaver. We love her and the full moon. Join us for shenanigans and debauchery as only SCH3 can provide. 6 PM show, 6:30 […]
LVHHH #1677
#1677 Start 35.98450,-115.24299Weasel's back in town and promises not to repeat his 7 miles of torture! Get to the box: Drive down south rainbow til it ends then go off roading - look for hashers, lots of parking Bring: Vessel Shiggy socks Thirst for the golden nectar Virgins Visitors Extra liver Cranium lamp Onesies
12 Down-Downs of ASSmas
Sunset Park 36.063350, -115.115831Theme: Perverted Reindeer and Naughty Elves T'was the trail known as ASSmas and all through the park. All the creatures were screwing so loudly in the dark. The penises were hung, the jingle balls were so bare. The harriettes couldn't help themselves, they all had to stare. That's right wankers, it's time for ASSH3's FIST […]