LVHHH #1675

#1675 Start 35.979644, -114.986390

Nov 4th - Nov bday trail will be neither long nor hard (seriously- my knees are kinda f’d) but will win you over with golden nectar…more details to follow

BASHHH #?

Clark County Wetlands Park 7050 Wetlands Park Ln, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Save the date! I'm planning a fundraising bash with some rad co-hares as part of my lead up to election day. Details forthcumming...

LVHHH #1676

Lovelady Brewing 20 S Water St, Henderson, NV, United States

With No Hares signed up, a lovely stroll in downtown Henderson area we shall have. Prep your livers and get away from all the F1 craziness near the strip. Pick Up trail it is. 3:00 show 3:30 go What to bring: Virgins Headlamp Thirst for the Golden Nectar

SCH3 #176

Mountain Ridge Park 7151 Oso Blanca Rd, Las Vegas, NV, United States

You know her as Lick It.  Creamy knows her as Beaver.  In honor of the full moon known as the Beaver Moon and the ASSH3 GM, this trail is all about the Beaver.  We love her and the full moon.  Join us for shenanigans and debauchery as only SCH3 can provide. 6 PM show, 6:30 […]

LVHHH #1677

#1677 Start 35.98450,-115.24299

Weasel's back in town and promises not to repeat his 7 miles of torture! Get to the box: Drive down south rainbow til it ends then go off roading - look for hashers, lots of parking Bring: Vessel Shiggy socks Thirst for the golden nectar Virgins Visitors Extra liver Cranium lamp Onesies

12 Down-Downs of ASSmas

Sunset Park 36.063350, -115.115831

Theme: Perverted Reindeer and Naughty Elves T'was the trail known as ASSmas and all through the park. All the creatures were screwing so loudly in the dark. The penises were hung, the jingle balls were so bare. The harriettes couldn't help themselves, they all had to stare. That's right wankers, it's time for ASSH3's FIST […]

LVHHH #1678

Gold Mine Tavern 23 S Water St, Henderson, NV, United States

Hares: Me Gusta and Just Debbie featuring Assholes Tony and Lala! Take you on an ugly sweater laid back trail to prep for the infamous 8th Annual Ugly Sweater Birthday Bash for Me Gusta! Wear your ugliest holiday outfit and get ready to party! What to bring: $5 hash cash Virgins, virgins, virgins! Ugly shiggy […]

ASSH3 #128

Artifice 1025 S 1st St, Las Vegas, NV, United States

FRIDAY!! Cum hash with the ASS as your hares, Swinging Butt Pug & Triple F take you on an adventure through the Arts District! Start location: Parking lot of Artifice Start: 7PM show, 7:30 go Bring: $5 Hash cash Headlamp (WSH?) Shiggy Socks Cash ID Lube Virgins (We love a good sacrifice!) Visitors New Shoes

LVHHH #1679

PT's - Hualapai 5630 S Hualapai Way, Las Vegas, NV, United States

Join your hares, Pokey, Tunnel and Follows for the last trail of 2023. Bring $5, vessel, virgins and a thirst for the golden nectar. One last chance to dress festive. On after will be at Pokeys. I'll have food but BYO beverage.

RPHHH #25

Red Dragon - E Cheyenne 2428 E Cheyenne Ave, North Las Vegas, United States

Cum one, cum all, to the quarter century Rat Pack HHH trail!! Join us as we *un (or walk, stumble, saunter, meander, stagger, and etc...) our way into the new year! There will be booze, and beer, and more booze, and more beer... yayyyyyyyy! So, prepare your livers for the start of the Year of […]