Cum wet yer whistle and help kill the first hash keg of 2018! Fellow Caps, Shitty Kiddy and Nanny, are prematurely celebrating birthdays at the world famous Pioneer Saloon in Goodsprings, AGAIN! WHAT: Trail #1431, A Capricorn-y Hash WHEN: 3 p.m., Saturday, January 6; Hares away by 3:15 p.m.; pack out by 3:30 p.m. WHERE: […]

Come one, come all, to the greatest last-minute pavement pounding the world has ever seen! Mostly cause my shiggy trails have yet to be properly scouted and not enough time to get on it. Also, in honor of all the cruising boozing wankers, let's make this a Island Theme trail. Wear islandy stuff like flip […]

This is a redux of the trail we attempted last Spring that got rained out. Join Pukes & Poops and Anal Dipstick on a shiggyrific trail in the Northwest part of The Valley. 3p show, 330p go! Bring: $5 (exact change always appreciated) Virgins Visitors a Headlamp (wsh?) a whistle (a loud hash is a […]

Trail #1434: The "Ode to my Family" trail Where: 3355 Cliff Shadows Parkway- Buckskin Cliff Shadows Equestrian Park, look for hashers Hares: FMA & Blew Hole What: The Ode to my family trail will be in honor of the late Dolores O'Riordan. Cum prepared for lots of ups and downs, plenty of shiggy, about 13 […]

Diddlers and Wankers...R U Cumming? And now? One more!! Join Short Bus Pile Drive Her and Cum in to the Danger Zone for the high flying thrills and chills of the Whitney Mesa! Box Parking: North side of Sunset - Whitney Mesa Trail Sunset Entrance - 1848 W Sunset Rd, Henderson, NV 89014 The parking […]

Cum one, cum all to Tunnel of Luv, Gotta Eat Dick and Matthew McKindagay's LUUUUV Trail! The thick and wide pack will skillfully penetrate the densest of shiggy; scaling peaks and valleys, hugging curves, and sliding through deep, dark, steamy, tight places. You’ll know you’ve hit the right spot when you’ll be greeted with all […]

Cum out this Saturday to Lake Las Vegas to run trail with a visiting backslider!  Anal Sax is in town, and he's haring with Pee In Her Butt and Shuttle Coque. Bring the usual: $5 (exact change always appreciated), whistle (a loud hash is a happy hash), flashlight, water, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for […]

LVHHH (vlv!) MISMANAGEMENT UPDATE (Part Deux) This week’s trail is being preempted by a hash-wide mismanagement meeting. Everyone’s invited and welcome to share feedback and recommendations. If you live around Vegas this is your hash, and this is your chance to ensure you have a say in your LVHHH (vlv!) experience. A short(?) night trail […]

***DISCLAIMER UP FRONT: THIS IS AN EAGLE-ONLY TRAIL. PROBABLY 6 or 7/10*** Hold tight folks, shit's about to get weird. Alright so, trail 1440 is going to be a dual trail; we're gonna get double the pleasure and double the fun out if it. For those who aren't willing to shotgun 6 beers on trail […]