I'm completing another orbit around the sun...that means it's time for another birthday trail!  Cum out to the eastside for a r*n through the shiggy! Things to bring: $5, whistle, flashlight, virgins, visitors, and a thirst for the golden nectar. Predicted weather: my phone says a high of 59°, with only a 13% chance of rain. […]

This weekend's trail on 1/21: The hares: Against the Grain, and Picture Me Naked To get to the box; Go to Calico Basin, we are meeting at Half Wilson Trailhead. Park, look for hashers. Bring 5.00, virgins, thirst for the golden nectar. 3:00 show, 3:30 go.

Wankers and Diddlers Happy Chinese New Year!!! If you like HOT cock this must be your year. We have Three cocky hares to use and abuse…One Asshole Hare… One Virgin Hare… last but not least One Cockless Harriet. Consider joining us to watch the shit show commence. This trail may not be the rockiest, moistest, […]

LVHHH Trail #1381 - Super Bowl Pregame Trail Saturday, February 4th - 3 p.m. show, Hares away at 3:30 p.m. The East Parking lot at Desert Oasis High School, 6600 W Erie Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89141 Your hares will be Hasher Matt and High Twattage Bring: virgins, visitors, $5, whistle, flashlight, vessel, water, & […]

LVHHH Trail #1382 Saturday, February 11th 3P Show, 330P Go The Box will be where N Durango Dr and Moccasin Rd meet Take the 95 N and exit at Durango Go N on Durango till you can go no further, look for Hashers Your hares will be Pukes and Poops and Just Mike Bring virgins, […]

LVHHH Trail #1383 1500 Show, 1530 Hares Away The Box will be at the North West parking lot of Costco in Summerlin Your hares will be Just Rob, Just Joey and Yogi Bra Bring virgins, $5, a whistle, a vessel, water & a thirst for the golden nectar Dogs OK, If you have strollers and […]

LVHHH Trail #1384 Saturday, February 25th 3 pm Show, 3:30 pm Go The Box will be just north of the parking lot at 8030 Blue Diamond Rd. – the dirt lot behind the parking lot (Look for Rounders Grilling and Gaming … fair warning, large groups seem to scare the bar, so not sure how […]

Get ready for Trishapalooza Pajamajam this Saturday! March 4, 3:00 show, 3:30 go. Meet at McMullan's pub on Tropicana. Park and look for hashers. This is also St.Baldrick's day, and have a chance to support the shavees. Bring $5.00, a vessel, virgins, money, ID, and thirst for golden nectar. Wear PJs.

Head (wsh?) to the far back northwest corner of the parking lot. Misdirections: Summerlin Parkway, exit onto Town Center (south). First RIGHT turn (Corporate Crossing Rd) RIGHT at the end of the road (onto Center Crossing Rd) 3rd RIGHT into the parking lot and straight back 3:00 show, 3:30 hares away Bring $5, a vessel, […]