Hear ye! Hear Me! Due to me, Creamy, being a noob to LVNV, and the SCH3 Tyrant being a nonracist(!), the fact this SCH3 trail was the same day as some marathon thing, the detrails are different, and are as follows: We WILL BE PROVIDING A BEER CHECK TO OUR RACIST comrades performing such shenanigans. […]
Welcum, Welcum, Welcum to another round about Sol for Wet Spock. Please join us for an away mission in Henderson. Please bring- Red Shirts...ah um...I mean Visitors and Virgins. Be thirsty, like, really thirsty. Embrace the Jello. Give the ol’ girl a hug and wear Blue. 🩵🖖 3:00 show, 3:30 beam up
Mark it down cum one cum all: March 14-17 of 2024. We are utilizing the Silver Sevens Hotel & Casino for our green mess shenanigans this year. Book your rooms and ask for as much 1st floor pool side as possible. Address: 4100 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89169 * There are other spots in […]
It's not quite a full moon just yet (we're just past the new moon right now), but this week your tyrant is taking you on a tour of breweries and beer bars in Las Vegas' Arts District as the kickoff event for Green Mess Weekend. Meet up at Hop Nuts at 6 PM. We'll leave […]
Saturday is a St. Paddy’s hashing day! What $20 gets you: enough booze to drown a leprechaun standing on another leprechaun’s shoulders (pre lube beer/seltzer, mystery brown bag, liquor car bar, beer at the bar, circle beer/seltzers) and food to soak it all up at the end. There will be spankings on trail! By very […]
The Green Mess lives and so does Have Shit Will Travel! Cum celebrate both on St Paddy's Day in the "Safety Third" manner we all love. Riding bikes, under the influence on busy Las Vegas highways! Green Mess Weekend Rego link is below but is not required for the BASHHH. Please join the weekend if […]
SATURDAYYY is a hashing day! Is everybody happy?? (You bet your ass we are!) It's been a long time since we've done a boulder city trail, so your Hash Floozy, Radioactits has planned a fun shiggy trail for all you wankers. Trail will be A to A, plan for 3-4 miles ish with plenty of […]